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( ringing off)

[23 Dec 2005|01:45pm]
last night was a blast.
i found my hood for my coat.

(1 telephones | ringing off)

[23 Dec 2005|12:11am]
i am telling my dog to fuck off
and it won't
uhhhh
i need to go have a smoke
mushrooms are sweet
i also enjoy pizza

(1 telephones | ringing off)

[22 Dec 2005|02:14pm]
so you think you’ve figured out everything
but we know that our hearts are just made out of strings to be pulled
strings to be pulled
all this talking all the time, and the air
fills up until there’s nothing left to breathe
up until there’s nothing left to speak
up into the better parts of space

(4 telephones | ringing off)

[21 Dec 2005|01:42pm]
[ mood | stoked ]

ugh, i'm on some pill called Effexor.
it makes me feel nauseas which sucks.
on the bright side, i got new gloves, a hat, a longsleeve and 100$ so far for christmas.

(5 telephones | ringing off)

[19 Dec 2005|10:56am]
[ mood | annoyed ]

god, why am i so unhappy?

( ringing off)

[15 Nov 2005|07:51pm]
www.myspace.com/metalol

go there and add Fuck You, Empress!!
i need friends, and shows.
unmastered tracks for three songs in a week or so.

(3 telephones | ringing off)

[13 Nov 2005|09:15pm]
[ music | some girls ]

new cd out soon
track listings as follows:

1. you're as useful as elliot smith operating a suicide hotline
2. love song in the key of asia minor
3. i slept with tom from myspace and all i got was two more lousy pictures
4. fuck personality and compassion, i'm moving to saudi arabia and trading 30 sheep for my wife
5. remember that time you fucked off, you should try it again
6. yeah, it's a straight edge tattoo
7. you're not the first kid to pretend his mom was dead when somebody made fun of her, get over yourself.
8. i fingered a stripper and didn't have to pay for the lap dance

i write really good songs.

(2 telephones | ringing off)

[12 Nov 2005|06:24pm]
i love bill murray
and i love finding my lost dvds.

but i love bill murray more.

(2 telephones | ringing off)

[09 Nov 2005|01:22am]
[ mood | amused ]
[ music | cannibal corpse - vomit the soul ]

is this funny. it is right now, but maybe i'm just off.


Kyle - whenever i breathe out, you're breathing in says:
i am the funniest man and woman
Carleigh - I never meant to sound like this. says:
shut up! i am
Carleigh - I never meant to sound like this. says:
hahaha
Kyle - whenever i breathe out, you're breathing in says:
and since i'm a guy, and i was so funny, they said "fuck off" to all the woman.
Carleigh - I never meant to sound like this. says:
ugh, well you've just out-funnied me with that comment
Kyle - whenever i breathe out, you're breathing in says:
so, p.s. fuck off!
Carleigh - I never meant to sound like this. says:
haha
Carleigh - I never meant to sound like this. says:
because women aren't funny
Carleigh - I never meant to sound like this. says:
for real
Kyle - whenever i breathe out, you're breathing in says:
well, it was a good joke when they wanted equal rights,.
Kyle - whenever i breathe out, you're breathing in says:
OH! FACED!
Carleigh - I never meant to sound like this. says:
haha
Carleigh - I never meant to sound like this. says:
equal rights are for fags
Kyle - whenever i breathe out, you're breathing in says:
livejournal!
Carleigh - I never meant to sound like this. says:
sometimes i wish i lived in the 50s
Carleigh - I never meant to sound like this. says:
haha!
Kyle - whenever i breathe out, you're breathing in says:
yeah, me too, then you wouldn't be around buggin me
Carleigh - I never meant to sound like this. says:
hey, shut up!

(3 telephones | ringing off)

[07 Nov 2005|07:28pm]
\m/ metal.


if my posts suck, take me off your friend list. it's that easy.

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[20 Oct 2005|10:46pm]
[ music | iron and wine ]

LOL!
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[20 Oct 2005|08:01pm]
[ music | circle of dead children ]

i saw a dead cat on the side of the road. i thought it was alive, so i screamed 'cause it could have had rabies. but it was dead.. PWNED!

( ringing off)

[20 Oct 2005|03:53pm]
[ mood | high ]
[ music | elysia ]

and with your eyeballs boiling...

WHO'S THE FUCKING FAGGOT NOW?

(2 telephones | ringing off)

[19 Oct 2005|10:58am]
[ mood | calm ]
[ music | iron and wine ]

what was thinking last night?
fuck.
i found my winter coat.

( ringing off)

[19 Oct 2005|12:37am]
[ mood | high ]

oh man
im pretty fuckin high right now
and i didn;' want to make a stoned post
but whaaaaat the f
eh?
lol @ eh
SAP@UR EH
LOL UR SAPXORZ
UP URZEZ
WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOING?
LOL WANA SYBA WIT ME?!
SURZ
KEWL
IM NEKED
ME 2
PENOR IN VAG
;)
:)
DAT WUZ KEWL
i am going to love this post tommorow.

( ringing off)

[16 Oct 2005|10:54pm]
[ mood | stoked ]

hey, suzanne, yeah, sweet, GF.

woo!

( ringing off)

[16 Oct 2005|09:40pm]
[ mood | awake ]

i have a lot to offer
almost as much as minus the bear
<3 full pack of smokes

( ringing off)

[16 Oct 2005|04:06pm]
[ mood | amused ]

damn, sam moore was fucking hot.
i'm walking down the road, hitchhiking and she picks me up.
oh my god, and she likes good music.
so she gave me a ride to cobourg.
friiiiiiig

(7 telephones | ringing off)

[13 Oct 2005|11:28am]
[ music | minus the bear - andy wolff ]

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(2 telephones | ringing off)

[13 Oct 2005|09:47am]
[ mood | high ]
[ music | death cab for cutie - expo '86 ]

that was the most pro joint anyone's ever rolled.
this canada dry cranberry is incredible.
i want to visit nate today.
i think i'm going to hitchhike there.
'The Champagne of Ginger Ales'
i need a shower.
JHB!
haha.

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